{"id":639,"date":"2018-06-22T15:18:17","date_gmt":"2018-06-22T13:18:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mrozowisko.pl\/?p=639"},"modified":"2019-05-02T11:02:40","modified_gmt":"2019-05-02T09:02:40","slug":"rodzicu-nie-wal-w-dzieci-jak-w-beben","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrozowisko.pl\/en\/blog\/2018\/06\/22\/rodzicu-nie-wal-w-dzieci-jak-w-beben\/","title":{"rendered":"Parent! Do not hit the children like a drum!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yesterday's scene from home "quiet":<\/p>\n

Brick,*<\/span> she opened the door to the house. I glanced at my watch, 3 minutes after 15:30. You can see that another attempt to break the speed record of the Wielkopolskie voivodship in built-up areas was a success. The veneer has arrived home.<\/em><\/p>\n

She dropped the usual "Hey, I'm here!" And boldly headed for TEBETE's room <\/em><\/p>\n

She admits, the courage of Lic\u00f3wka impressed me. Enter this room, without a protective suit, droplets for calming or at least "hundreds" for external and internal disinfection, it is madness or courage in the purest form.<\/em><\/p>\n

TEBETE room<\/strong> (an abbreviation for the Toxic Environment of Basic Evolution of Timothy and Eva), a real-name-not-be-pronounce, peace-free death in torment, and with incredible happiness, long-term hospitalization on the NFZ, for anyone who would dare to enter it without protection with even a peeled skin at the nail. Peace, which was already 11 years ago, proof of the truth of Schr\u00f6dinger's theory - that is, the room of Ewczan and Tymczan.<\/em><\/p>\n

The veneer has opened the door of the room (normally it does not open, because it is blocked by a handy Ewczan glitter store, closed in various boxes and backpacks - it is ready in the event of a sudden evacuation). She approached our Experimental Specimen No. 2 (Ewaczan is younger to Tymczan) and asked the question many times on one breath:<\/em><\/p>\n

- Why are you still in pajamas ?, all day sitting in front of the computer ?, and you did something else?<\/em><\/p>\n

Truly pure courage or the latter ...<\/em><\/p>\n

Ewczan, calmly practiced, pulled off the headphones and responded with a short cold "no". By the way, clenching your lips, so that they resembled two horizontal lines drawn with a pink 0.1 mm thin pen. It was so cold that in spite of June I heard the roar of the wind in my head screaming: winter is coming!<\/em><\/p>\n

And then it dawned on me ...<\/h3>\n

... good without exaggeration, did not dazzle, and I felt that a small thought-idea born out of PRL is born:<\/p>\n

"Parent! Do not fight your children with your word like a drum! "<\/strong><\/h5>\n

Because, although the questions of Lic\u00f3wka were of the following type: just-educative-grown-up, whoever likes, when on a good day, he gets the text from the "leaf": Zadanko has it worked out? Why did he come? "<\/p>\n

\"Plakat<\/a><\/p>\n

Such pounding in the drum is asking for trouble. Meanwhile, little trouble, but how trouble will grow up, according to the law of mass growth with age, big trouble. If we get used to our little trouble that they are always attacked, how will they grow up reflexively, every time we talk to them.<\/p>\n

Imagine this situation.<\/h3>\n

As all normal, decent parents, we will want to make such a copy a surprise, so as not to look far: give an 18-year-old lambo (short for lamborghini, but supposedly more youthful, as my friend said, who already has two lambos in the barn - tractors but always)<\/em> in red. We bought what's needed, we packed the keys in a box and fly to our baby, give her a gift. We already imagine how we will look at the beach in Mielno, proudly parading in a yellow T-shirt with the inscription "Best parents EVER!"<\/em> and here ... d ** a.<\/p>\n