{"id":2144,"date":"2019-06-12T10:59:11","date_gmt":"2019-06-12T08:59:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mrozowisko.pl\/?p=2144"},"modified":"2019-06-12T14:51:50","modified_gmt":"2019-06-12T12:51:50","slug":"wakacje-z-dziecmi-nad-polskim-morzem-czyli-gdzie-sie-pan-pchasz-z-tym-bachorem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrozowisko.pl\/en\/blog\/2019\/06\/12\/wakacje-z-dziecmi-nad-polskim-morzem-czyli-gdzie-sie-pan-pchasz-z-tym-bachorem\/","title":{"rendered":"Holidays with children at the Polish seaside, that is: "Where are you pushing with this brat?""},"content":{"rendered":"

Do you also have the impression that colonizers genes are dormant in our countrymen? It is a bit strange, because Poland has never been a colonial state. Only a dozen or so years ago she operated the Tobago Islands (more about this phenomenon<\/a>). Although in the interwar period, it was quite serious to buy Madagascar for the first Polish overseas colonies, we were never colonizers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Where then, our "colonizing" behavior on the beaches of the whole world, and especially on the Baltic Sea - I do not know.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Each of us has seen more or less such a picture. Two colonizers enter the beach<\/strong>. They are incredibly surprised that they are not the first. It causes them anger and dissatisfaction. They look for the best land patch to break up their first camp. They analyze thousands of things. As if they did not combine, they usually go out and find that the best places are already occupied, so you must camp as close as possible to those who are already on the beach.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Coming. "Do not worship, do not kiss the widows" as they say in my web pages - after all, you do not have to greet your enemies. Why enemies? Because only enemies occupy the best places. Well, colonizers start conquering the promised beach. They pierce the border piles in the form of their screens<\/strong>. While doing so much confusion as the crowd of Lidl's customers on the sale. After the conquest, it's time for well-deserved relaxation. "Psssyt", the first beer was in motion. Thanks be to God! There is no life without electrolytes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Wakacje
Rest after "hard" work
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Such a picture is everyday life. There are also some scenes worthy of Bareja's films, such a scenario "reserving sunbeds" as nothing would persist in Mis. And all this is nothing. Level master begins when we take our children to the beach<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Wakacje
"Miracle" managed to sit on deckchairs to put on shoes<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Expressive looks<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Everyone gave birth to this. Our children can be the nicest and quietest in the world and we will be treated with an "eloquent look". Well, the most common are not the nicest and the most peaceful, but they are on vacation. We get eloquent glances for everything: and this is the sandpit from the wheels of someone - a scandal like this? On the beach - no way!<\/strong> And this little child whimpered or started to cry because he just decided to let the emotions dissipate. Pyk - another eloquent look. Even if nothing special happens and we get a look - so pro forma for reserve. It tempts me sometimes to count them. I suppose that without 20-30 there is nothing to get back from the beach.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Wakacje
Buildings made of sand - obligatory!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

And yet all "meaningly looking" parents should look with gratitude. Why? After all, we have just brought sponsors for relaxation<\/strong> their pensions, reimbursed medicines, and holidays in the sanatorium. And sponsors like sponsors are something from life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aunt Good advice<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

The younger a child we have with each other, the more "good advice" type pets will gather around us. Meetings with these aunties remind me of playing pokemon. Only this version for parents. Only the rules of collecting pokemon are reversed. It is not the parent who is collecting them but the pokemons are hunting for their parents.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Each of them feels obliged to stroke our child. wrrrr<\/strong>. Each has a thousand questions: "Does he sleep at night?", "And what does he do?" And a thousand tips. The most interesting is: "Please put a diaper on a tent \/ trolley, I've always done and raised Mareczka for such a nice man" (never do it!) Or "My as I was one year old was already a pork chop".<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But parents are not innocent. I have and several such pictures:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Attention, please note we have a remote-controlled child!<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

There is nothing better than wireless parents. Looking at the girl, they control the children by voice. And so, throughout the day, we hear: "Angelica, And\u017celika, do not come to the water! You will see when dad returns ... "," Braids, leave this sand, leave it! " As if voice control once worked on children. Did not work? It's cool, + volume and we're getting even harder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Congress of blackmailers<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Seriously, I think that a sensation at the Polish seaside would do blackmail activities. Such a "master class" for professional blackmailers. Nowhere else will you find examples of how you can blackmail children<\/strong> and condition love for them than on the Polish sea. One trip and we have material for two volumes of the manual about hate and blackmail. Such "If you do not come soon, it will not be ice cream" is already a classic, or "If you want to stay, I'm going. You'll see a gentleman take you, "but they appear:" If you do not eat yogurt, I will be angry "and" You do not love me anymore. If you love me ... (put in whatever you want). "<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I tak oto mamy dwie odwieczne strony konfliktu – jak z\u0142o i dobro. Ci co jad\u0105 odpocz\u0105\u0107 z dzie\u0107mi i ci co jad\u0105 odpocz\u0105\u0107 od dzieci. Wszyscy spotykaj\u0105 si\u0119 nad polskim morzem. No i zaczyna by\u0107 \u201e\u015bmiesznie” cho\u0107 nie zawsze jest weso\u0142o \ud83d\ude09<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

As parents, we forget that we are not alone on the beach or seaside restaurant. People without children do not understand that children are children and a dot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Wakacje
Ewczan and Tymczan by the sea<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

I understand those frustrated parents. They are tired. They came to rest and instead of recreation, they really have an additional position to look after kids who "break off the leash". It arouses emotions in them. Often quite intense.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That is why we have introduced "double holidays" with us. Double because the first holidays are used to regenerate parents and the second to regenerate children.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

First holidays <\/h2>\n\n\n\n

They take place without our children. We leave together or separately in places that make us great fun. Basia loves skis and sails, so we collect cash all year long (such a parental fee for work sometimes in harmful conditions), so that she can go on her own skiing in the winter and on the sails in the summer. During these 5 days, it is forbidden to contact my mother<\/strong>. Dostaje tylko s\u0142it focie z tego jak sobie \u015bwietnie radzimy bez niej. Aby tacie nie by\u0142o zbyt “ci\u0119\u017cko” \ud83d\ude09 , zawieszamy na ten czas niekt\u00f3re regu\u0142y domowe. Przyk\u0142adowo: dieta pizzcowa jest uwa\u017cana w tym okresie za najbardziej zr\u00f3wnowa\u017cony spos\u00f3b \u017cywienia m\u0142odych “mrozik\u00f3w”. A sprz\u0105tanie i obowi\u0105zki domowe wykonujemy jak musimy – bo sko\u0144czy\u0142y si\u0119 czyste kubeczki. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Wakacje
Mom relaxes without us<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Dosz\u0142o do tego, \u017ce dzieciaki nie mog\u0105 si\u0119 doczeka\u0107 wyjazdu mamy \ud83d\ude09<\/strong> . Before mummy's arrival, we arrange a "lady" to help us clean up this whole "kitty" so that Basia would not regret having left after returning. It's the same with Dad's "first vacation".<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nie wszystkie s\u0142it focie uspokajaj\u0105 mam\u0119 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n\n\n